This story has inspired us to pen a new children’s book called “Spartanburg Meat Thief’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”

Deputies said the manager reached into Campbell’s waistband and pulled out a package of tenderloin.

Campbell at first told the manager he didn’t have any more meat, but then he pulled out multiple packages of tenderloins and threw them on the ground, according to the manager.

Deputies said the manager told them Campbell then got in his car and tried to leave. Deputies said when Campbell couldn’t get this car started, he put it in neutral and tried to push it.

This smooth meat criminal sure knows how to show the ladies a good time. But it’s doubtful his “female accomplices” are going to be too thrilled when they find out about each other through a police blotter.