Considering Mr. Shover’s obvious deficiencies in the chomper department, stew meat seems like a pretty challenging choice.
And for all of you budding Meat Crimes historians out there, yes, this has happened before…
Man Arrested for Snacking on Raw Meat at Walmart
Borough police said 53-year-old Scott Shover opened packages of hamburger and stew beef and then ate some of the meat Monday afternoon before putting the packages back on the shelf for sale.
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Police said the meat was valued at about $25, but Shover was sent to Cumberland County Prison on a felony theft charge because its was his fifth shoplifting offense.
