Someone’s bachelorette party was certainly ruined that evening.

Sexxxy Shrimp Thief Arrested

Police arrested a Suffolk shoplifter in nothing but his boxer shorts and boots.

41-year-old William Henry James, Jr. is accused of going into the Food Lion in the 1500 block of Holland Road Tuesday evening and stealing eight bags of shrimp.

The suspect was later found leaving the Happy Shopper store on the same block. As police were trying to arrest him, James ran through traffic on Holland Road. Police used a stun gun to apprehend him.

If there were a “Ladies of Meat Crimes” calendar, lovely Danielle here would definitely be Miss April.

Woman Arrested for Prostitution, Stealing Shrimp

A Utica woman’s arrest early Thursday morning was her second in two days, Utica police said.

Danielle Giruzzi, age 27, was arrested at around 2:30 a.m. for loitering for the purpose of engaging in prostitution, police said.

Giruzzi also was arrested Wednesday on a misdemeanor petit larceny charge in connection with stealing shrimp on March 15 at the South Utica Price Chopper, police said.

Here’s hoping drug addicts didn’t ruin YOUR holidays with their ill-gotten AIDS meat.

Coming Soon: Vote on 2010’s Meat Criminal of the Year!

A burglar with a meal on his mind has been breaking into homes in a Lithonia neighborhood, not to steal property, but raid the refrigerator.

“I was like, ‘Oh my goodness, he ate the chicken and the cake.’ And I looked into the fridge and discovered he had taken the peanut butter, too,” said homeowner Rose Odoms.
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“He goes through the refrigerator, and as you can see, I’ve left it bare, because I’m not buying food for him anymore”

He should learn some manners and bring along his own fixins, like these courteous food burglars.

09/08/10 Security at Whole Foods Market near Fenway turned the catch of the day over to police.

Store officials told police that James Watson of Boston allegedly stuffed three bags of frozen Wild Key West Pink Shrimp down his pants and tried tailing it out of the store without paying Sunday afternoon, according to a police report. Watson was arrested and charged with shoplifting and trespassing. (Boston, MA)

9/23/10 A shoplifter is caught with shrimp in an unusual spot. Police reports show, Josephine Venzor, 41, was caught shoplifting shrimp at the HEB on Barrow Street.

According to the report, Venzor was caught with a bag of shrimp hidden in her bra. Police also say she had two bags of shrimp in her purse. The three bags were valued at over $100. Venzor was arrested for theft and according the APD, she has two prior convictions. (Abilene, TX)

10/01/10 Reporting Party wants to report a large quantity of shrimp found under his mattress. (Santa Barbara, CA)

09/08/10 Security at Whole Foods Market near Fenway turned the catch of the day over to police.

Store officials told police that James Watson of Boston allegedly stuffed three bags of frozen Wild Key West Pink Shrimp down his pants and tried tailing it out of the store without paying Sunday afternoon, according to a police report. Watson was arrested and charged with shoplifting and trespassing. (Boston, MA)

9/23/10 A shoplifter is caught with shrimp in an unusual spot. Police reports show, Josephine Venzor, 41, was caught shoplifting shrimp at the HEB on Barrow Street.

According to the report, Venzor was caught with a bag of shrimp hidden in her bra. Police also say she had two bags of shrimp in her purse. The three bags were valued at over $100. Venzor was arrested for theft and according the APD, she has two prior convictions. (Abilene, TX)

10/01/10 Reporting Party wants to report a large quantity of shrimp found under his mattress. (Santa Barbara, CA)

After pulling this off dozens of times, it’s too bad this guy didn’t have - oh, I don’t know - some kind of identifying cranial characteristic the cops could have told restaurants to look out for.

Frequent Diner Faked Seizures to Skip Out of Restaurant Bills

He atebuffalo wings and drank nine Blue Moon drafts at Burke’s Cafe. At Shucker’s, he washed down a pound of steamed shrimp with three glasses of Tanqueray Gin, two Coronas, a Heineken and a Johnny Walker Black Label scotch.

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Restaurant managers described the 43-year-old as shabbily dressed but cordial and relaxed. He didn’t tip. Worse: He didn’t pay. To escape his bill, which was usually under $100, police said, he frequently feigned a seizure, was rushed to the hospital and then taken to a jail cell.

6/29/10 The adage “must have been raised in a barn” seems to describe the thief who left a freezer door open, ruining nearly $300 in meat.

Authorities don’t know whether the thief was vegetarian or why he did not take the meat.

The thief had no qualms about grabbing smokes and beer worth $362.

The theft occurred Saturday or Sunday at a home in the 12000 block of Henderson Lane, which has a Madison address.

Limestone County Sheriff’s Department Chief Investigator Stanley McNatt said the opened freezer door ruined 12 pounds of shrimp, six pounds of chicken and steak and one pound of tuna steak. The owners valued the meat at $295.

McNatt said the thief did take $125 cash, 90 packs of cigarettes and a case of Natural Lite beer. (Madison, AL)

06/22/10 A known Philipsburg man was observed exiting a 74-year-old Philipsburg woman’s home on East Presqueisle Street on Sunday around 5:15 p.m. The woman had told him about a month before that he was not permitted to be at her home. The woman also reported the man had stolen a roast beef from her freezer. The investigation is continuing. (Philipsburg, PA)

06/24/10 A man, 41, was riding his bike along Remount Road when police exited their car and approached him, the report says. As police came up to him, the man immediately admitted to the crime. He stated, “I did it, I stole from the store,” the report states.

Officers reported that the man’s pants were “extremely bulged with items up and down each leg.”

Several items reportedly were removed from the man’s pants, including deodorant, bar soap, liquid soap, cologne, shrimp and crab meat.

Police reported the man stole more than $160 worth of items and returned the food and the hygiene pro-ducts back to their respective stores.

All items, however, were found to be in nonsellable condition, the report says. (Charleston, SC)

06/20/10 Quick action about 10:30 p. m. Friday by an employee of the Misty Dog Grill on Main Street foiled a thief who was trying to sneak off with hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken from the restaurant freezer, police said.

As the thief emerged from the walk-in freezer loaded with $100 in food, the employee slapped the bundle from his grasp. In retaliation, the would-be thief hurled some of the food items at the employee before fleeing on foot, police said. (Niagara Falls, NY)