Said trouser bacon was valued at $11.49 a pack, so it’s obvious this jolly lass does not mess around with just any old Oscar Mayer.
Boosted Bacon Gets No Further Than Meat Thief’s Pants
A 53-year-old woman apparently didn’t bring home the bacon after a store manager spotted her jamming two packages of the tasty pork product in her pants.
Accused bacon bandit Vivian Nickerson was arrested on a retail theft charge after the Sept. 12 heist at the Save-A-Lot in the 600 block of Delaware Avenue in Fort Pierce, according to a recently released Fort Pierce police report.
Also arrested was accused meat thief Delores Brown, 63, who concealed three roasts and a steak.
(Thanks to Scripps Treasure Coast reporter Will Greenlee, for his ongoing coverage of Florida’s most important Meat Crimes!)
