Meat Crimes
This has all the makings of a new Harmony Korine film.
Woman Arrested After Taking New Bag of Pork Skins With “Better Flavor”

A clerk at the Kangaroo on Cummings Highway said a woman initially paid  for a package of Tom’s Pork Skins, but she didn’t like the flavor. She  asked if she could trade the bag in for a variety with a better flavor.  The clerk said no.
The clerk said the customer responded by returning the pack of pork  skins to the shelf - though it was open and missing one of the pork  skins. She got a different flavor pack and walked out.

This has all the makings of a new Harmony Korine film.

Woman Arrested After Taking New Bag of Pork Skins With “Better Flavor”

A clerk at the Kangaroo on Cummings Highway said a woman initially paid for a package of Tom’s Pork Skins, but she didn’t like the flavor. She asked if she could trade the bag in for a variety with a better flavor. The clerk said no.

The clerk said the customer responded by returning the pack of pork skins to the shelf - though it was open and missing one of the pork skins. She got a different flavor pack and walked out.