Meat Crimes
Meat Crime Blotter - Aw, More Meat Presents! Edition

09/13/11 A woman called police at 10:02 a.m. Monday to report someone left chicken parts and mustard all over her front lawn on the 900 block of Lavender Court. She said last month someone left pigs feet on her front path. (Tracy, CA)

08/13/11 A woman watching her daughter’s house on South Stone Avenue while the daughter was away reported that someone left a store-bought chicken on the front doorstep. (La Grange, IL)

It’s bad enough when you find out your boyfriend’s cheating. But it’s even worse when you know the other woman’s probably nibbling on your pigs feet.
Cheater Splits with Girlfriend’s House of Meats $97.00 Meat Package

After the Fort Pierce man’s girlfriend accused him of infidelity, he allegedly split with a duffle bag loaded with her meat.
Specifically, the “entire contents” of her “House of Meats $97.00 Meat Package,” including “pigs feet, pig tails, neck bones, liver, assorted pork cuts and ground beef,” according to a recently released Fort Pierce police report.

(Photo:  Eric Kilby via Flickr)

It’s bad enough when you find out your boyfriend’s cheating. But it’s even worse when you know the other woman’s probably nibbling on your pigs feet.

Cheater Splits with Girlfriend’s House of Meats $97.00 Meat Package

After the Fort Pierce man’s girlfriend accused him of infidelity, he allegedly split with a duffle bag loaded with her meat.

Specifically, the “entire contents” of her “House of Meats $97.00 Meat Package,” including “pigs feet, pig tails, neck bones, liver, assorted pork cuts and ground beef,” according to a recently released Fort Pierce police report.

(Photo: Eric Kilby via Flickr)