Aaaaaaaaand - scene! I imagine Vera Lynn’s “We’ll Meet Again” playing during those magical few minutes before police arrived.

Catheter-Yanking Intruder Beaten, Settles Down for Leftover Steak

After beating an intruder with a black jack, Willis Freeman said, the injured man walked to his stove for some leftover steak and sat down at a table until police arrived.
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“The guy just started to walk in and I pushed him back,” Freeman said. “He grabbed me in the chest and grabbed my catheter. He snapped it out.”

Bleeding, Freeman grabbed the black jack from the bedroom of his brother, Guy Freeman Sr., who was in bed.

“I beat him really bad; they told me he got five staples in his head,” Willis Freeman said. “Then my brother called 911.”

“I had cooked food earlier and it was standing on the stove and he (the suspect) started eating,” Willis Freeman continued. “Then he sat down at the table.”

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