Bet this guy’s an in-demand guest for Thanksgiving.
Man Goes Berserk, Exposes Himself After Restaurant Runs Out Of Chicken Legs
A Gastonia man suspected of taking off his pants and exposing a fast food worker to his private parts over the restaurant’s lack of chicken legs has been arrested.
Jason Douglas Gross, 32, of 30 Ross St., was released on an unsecured bond after turning himself in around 1:30 a.m. Saturday.
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[O]nce the couple found out they were out of chicken legs, the man went berserk. [Worker] Green said the man asked her twice, “You don’t have any f——— legs?”
When she replied no, the man said “Here’s a f——— leg for you,” and pulled his jeans down slowly and then his boxer shorts, fully exposing his private parts, Green said.
Meat Crime Blotter
07/18/10 Jeffrey Dean Gilliam, 53, of 700 W. Main St., has been charged with kidnapping and two counts of first-degree assault and battery. Gilliam is accused of entering a home on North Street and holding a knife on a woman, keeping her against her will, and forcing her to cook chicken legs for him at knifepoint, an incident report states. Gilliam told investigators he’d had “issues” since the recent death of his mother. (Spartanburg, SC)
07/17/10 A “possibly intoxicated” couple stole “beef jerky and laundry detergent” from a Lee Highway drug store. (Bristol, VA)
Meat Crime Blotter - Down the Pants Edition
04/19/10 Meat was stolen from a Whipple Avenue grocery store April 19. The suspect put steaks in his pants and left the store without paying. The suspect fled eastbound on foot and entered into an unknown vehicle which fled east on Hills and Dales Road. (Jackson Township, OH)
04/26/10 Employees at the Bi-Lo grocery store at 95 Mathews Drive on Hilton Head Island called sheriff’s deputies Sunday after a man suspected of shoplifting pulled two racks of ribs from his pants before running out of the store, according to a Beaufort County Sheriff’s Office report. Deputies retrieved the ribs, but couldn’t find an 18-piece package of chicken legs, the report said.
A security officer told deputies he saw a man take the pack of chicken legs into the men’s bathroom at 6:20 p.m., but when the man emerged, the chicken legs were gone.
A store manager confronted him, and the man said, “What, can’t a man shop here without getting harassed?”
He then took two racks of ribs from his pants and threw them on the floor before running away, the report said. (Hilton Head, SC)
![Bet this guy’s an in-demand guest for Thanksgiving.
Man Goes Berserk, Exposes Himself After Restaurant Runs Out Of Chicken Legs
A Gastonia man suspected of taking off his pants and exposing a fast food worker to his private parts over the restaurant’s lack of chicken legs has been arrested.
Jason Douglas Gross, 32, of 30 Ross St., was released on an unsecured bond after turning himself in around 1:30 a.m. Saturday.….
[O]nce the couple found out they were out of chicken legs, the man went berserk. [Worker] Green said the man asked her twice, “You don’t have any f——— legs?”
When she replied no, the man said “Here’s a f——— leg for you,” and pulled his jeans down slowly and then his boxer shorts, fully exposing his private parts, Green said.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm2n06DmW01qa6xh1o1_250.jpg)
