Meat Crime Blotter - Meat Presents Edition
07/11/11 Someone put a hot dog in a bun with mustard on the doorstep and poured mustard on the door of a residence at the 0-100 block of Dover sometime around 11:23 p.m. on July 11. The resident reported no permanent damage at the time of the report. (LaGrange, IL)
07/25/11 A Hermiston man, in what appeared to be an attempt to win his girlfriend back, left boxes of meat as gifts in the woman’s parking lot. The woman reported to police she did not want the “gifts” and would like the man to come get the meat boxes. (Hermiston, OR)