Meat Crimes
It’s about time. Our “garbage can full of meat” tag was starting to get a bit dusty.
Backseat Full of Meat May Have Been Intended for Family Barbeque

Two men are in custody in Ogden after  a routine traffic stop turned into something much more  bizarre. Their entire backseat was full of meat.
The owner of Moore’s Family Restaraunt said as much as  $400 worth of meat was stolen.  It was then loaded in a  Lexus.
Police say there was a family barbecue looming for one of  the suspects. Whether that barbecue has anything to do  with this is unclear right now. …
[Owner Kelly] Moore said the men  grabbed one of his garbage cans, loaded it full of meat  and used the can to transport the meat to the car.

(Photo: Mugshot of suspect Brian Paul Stewart)

It’s about time. Our “garbage can full of meat” tag was starting to get a bit dusty.

Backseat Full of Meat May Have Been Intended for Family Barbeque

Two men are in custody in Ogden after a routine traffic stop turned into something much more bizarre. Their entire backseat was full of meat.

The owner of Moore’s Family Restaraunt said as much as $400 worth of meat was stolen. It was then loaded in a Lexus.

Police say there was a family barbecue looming for one of the suspects. Whether that barbecue has anything to do with this is unclear right now.

[Owner Kelly] Moore said the men grabbed one of his garbage cans, loaded it full of meat and used the can to transport the meat to the car.

(Photo: Mugshot of suspect Brian Paul Stewart)

It’s difficult to choose the most upsetting element of this story - that this guy would betray his buddies and pocket their lunch money, that he could face 5 years in prison for a $5 theft, or that the dudes at this Jiffy Lube actually eat corn dogs for lunch.
Corn Dog Thief Could Face Five Years In Prison

Ogden police arrested Snyder, 20, on Tuesday on suspicion of stealing $4.74 worth of corndogs.
Snyder’s co-workers at a Jiffy Lube at 104 N. Washington Ave. gave him $5 to buy them lunch, police said. He got six corndogs at the Wangsgard’s deli next door and left without paying, said Police Lt. Eric Young.…Wangsgard’s staff have experienced their share of bizarre theft stories. Child said one elderly woman tried to get away with an air freshener in her underwear.

(thanks to reader “Anonymous” for the tip!)

It’s difficult to choose the most upsetting element of this story - that this guy would betray his buddies and pocket their lunch money, that he could face 5 years in prison for a $5 theft, or that the dudes at this Jiffy Lube actually eat corn dogs for lunch.

Corn Dog Thief Could Face Five Years In Prison

Ogden police arrested Snyder, 20, on Tuesday on suspicion of stealing $4.74 worth of corndogs.

Snyder’s co-workers at a Jiffy Lube at 104 N. Washington Ave. gave him $5 to buy them lunch, police said. He got six corndogs at the Wangsgard’s deli next door and left without paying, said Police Lt. Eric Young.

Wangsgard’s staff have experienced their share of bizarre theft stories. Child said one elderly woman tried to get away with an air freshener in her underwear.

(thanks to reader “Anonymous” for the tip!)

Meat Crime Blotter

01/19/10 An employee of Albertsons reported that a Seattle man had attempted to steal Ribeye Roasts from the grocery store on Jan. 19. According to the police report, the suspect was seen putting the meat into a duffel bag. He then left the store without paying. The man was contacted by the employee. Police found the meat in some bushes a few blocks from the store. The man was arrested and taken into custody. The Seattle resident had been suspected of shoplifting from Albertsons several times over the course of two weeks. Staff had reported seeing the same man steal multiple canisters of Tide detergent and other items. The acts were caught on the store’s security camera. (Mercer Island, WA)

01/21/10 Police are looking for the man who robbed a West Valley business and escaped with a rather odd item.

The owner of a TV repair shop was unloading equipment from his van when a man came into the business at 1607 W. 3500 South and demanded cash.

When the owner went inside the store, the suspect went out and removed a $1,200 meat packing scale from the van and started putting it in his car.

The owner confronted him and the man flashed a gun, so he backed off. No shots were fired.

The man drove off in a red Chevrolet Cavalier with a temporary license plate on it.

Police are still looking for the suspect. (West Valley City, UT)

01/11/10 Three alleged Walmart burglars evidently planned on carry-out for dinner and a quiet evening at home Friday as they tried to exit the Pekin Walmart with potato wedges and chicken tenders, two 12 packs of soda, a king-size comforter and a DVD and video games.

Walmart security nabbed three people at 8:21 p.m. Friday when they placed items in their own Walmart bags and allegedly tried to exit the store without paying, said Pekin Police Public Information Officer Mike Sanders.

Pekin police arrived at the Walmart where they found the three suspects, Matthew D. Wasion, 22, of 2032 Westgate Drive, Pekin; James Bader, 20, of the same address; and Audrianna Jo Larson, 19, of 5008 38th Ave., Kenosha, Wis., in the custody of Walmart loss prevention officers, said Sanders.

The police officer asked the trio if they had money to pay for the items. All said they had no money. The total amount stolen was valued at $354.62, said Sanders.

All three suspects were taken to the Tazewell County Justice Center where they were released on notices to appear. (Pekin, IL)

Utah seems to be going through a phase where it wants to be Florida or Ohio.

Somewhere in Utah there is one sweet, well-stocked Apocalypse bunker…

Apparently ordering a Big Mac via phat rhymes in American Fork, Utah will get you a Class C Misdemeanor.  But reporting a story in one fat block of text is totally cool.