Meat Crimes
Well, this is certainly a new twist on the old “meat down the trousers” bit. And it’s also an important lesson as to why you should probably not take a CPR class at a crack house.
Heroin Dealer Who Put Frozen Meat in Pants of Victim Sentence to Life

An East St. Louis drug dealer accused of placing frozen meat in the  pants of an overdose victim instead of calling for an ambulance was  sentenced to life in prison yesterday. …Witnesses testified that Doyle had refused to allow anyone at his  residence to call 9-1-1 when Ward collapsed. Instead, Doyle attempted  (unsuccessfully) to revive Ward by placing frozen meat in Ward’s pants.  Doyle then insisted for several hours that Ward “just needed to sleep it  off.”

Well, this is certainly a new twist on the old “meat down the trousers” bit. And it’s also an important lesson as to why you should probably not take a CPR class at a crack house.

Heroin Dealer Who Put Frozen Meat in Pants of Victim Sentence to Life

An East St. Louis drug dealer accused of placing frozen meat in the pants of an overdose victim instead of calling for an ambulance was sentenced to life in prison yesterday.

Witnesses testified that Doyle had refused to allow anyone at his residence to call 9-1-1 when Ward collapsed. Instead, Doyle attempted (unsuccessfully) to revive Ward by placing frozen meat in Ward’s pants. Doyle then insisted for several hours that Ward “just needed to sleep it off.”

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