This quote from Ms. Howard is definitely in the running for the official lyrics of Meat Crimes’ theme song.
Greedy Meat Thief Hits Lady’s Freezer Once Too Often
After someone stole food and cigarettes from [Diana] Howard’s garage freezer, she decided to buy a surveillance camera. Last Saturday, the camera caught a man stealing frozen goods from the freezer.
“Took all my hamburger. Took all my Hot Pockets. Took all my bacon and all my breakfast sausages,” said Howard.
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![This quote from Ms. Howard is definitely in the running for the official lyrics of Meat Crimes’ theme song.
Greedy Meat Thief Hits Lady’s Freezer Once Too Often
After someone stole food and cigarettes from [Diana] Howard’s garage freezer, she decided to buy a surveillance camera. Last Saturday, the camera caught a man stealing frozen goods from the freezer.
“Took all my hamburger. Took all my Hot Pockets. Took all my bacon and all my breakfast sausages,” said Howard.](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loowziu4zx1qa6xh1o1_500.jpg)