Make all the double-entendre jokes you want about David here, but you have to admit dude managed to pack a whole lot more excitement into his morning than any of the rest of us did. Meat Thief’s Get Away Plan Involved Clutching Store Manager’s Crotch with Iron Grip
Socorro police said David Quiroz was allegedly trying to steal beer, steaks and other groceries shortly before 8:30 a.m. when he was confronted by employees at the Big 8 store on North Loop. During a struggle with employees and a delivery worker, Quiroz allegedly grabbed the store manager by the crotch and refused to let go.
