Ya know, you try to give your kid a leg up in life with a dynamic name like Sir Lawrence Scipio, and what does he do? Just pisses it all away in a high school cafeteria for a mess of processed bird parts.

“Entrepreneurs” Busted Stealing 30 Pounds of Chicken Nuggets

Sir Lawrence Scipio Dixon, 33, of Davie, and Carl Dudley Crabtree, 41, of Hollywood, are accused of a weekend crime spree that stretched from Grassy Key to Key West.
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Stacked on the tables: Several tools, a bag full of rolled coins and bills, and a red and white 1999 graduation tassel.

And more than 30 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets.

Inside the alleged crooks’ car they found more stolen goodies — a power washer, a paint sprayer, a laptop computer and nearly 200 one dollar bills from vending machines they raided.

They reportedly told the cops they stole the tools because they were planning to start their own business.