Meat Crimes

So much for the theory that sausage tames the savage drunk. He probably should have opted for bacon.

A 44-year-old Hurlock, Md.  woman was arrested Tuesday on charges of assault after she allegedly hit and scratched her husband after he was found cooking sausage early in the morning.

Cecil Ricardo Wise, who was present during the incident, said Belinda Sparks hit and scratched Kenneth Sparks. Officers noticed a strong odor of alcohol coming from Kenneth and Belinda Sparks, according to charging documents.

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