Meat Crimes
C’mon, Holiday Inn, just look at this guy. You know he must have to whip up breakfast for some new, lovely lady at minimum three mornings per week. That much breakfast food can really tax a man’s budget. So, would it really kill you to help a hunky Meat Criminal out and cut him a break this time?
Police on Lookout for Bacon and Waffle Thief

Andre Fitzgerald Hall, 27, of 201 E. Wood St., who is on probation for prior offenses, is accused of walking into the Holiday Inn on April 1 as if he were heading to a room. On his way to the back he detoured through the kitchen where he helped himself to two cases of bacon and six cases of waffles.

C’mon, Holiday Inn, just look at this guy. You know he must have to whip up breakfast for some new, lovely lady at minimum three mornings per week. That much breakfast food can really tax a man’s budget. So, would it really kill you to help a hunky Meat Criminal out and cut him a break this time?

Police on Lookout for Bacon and Waffle Thief

Andre Fitzgerald Hall, 27, of 201 E. Wood St., who is on probation for prior offenses, is accused of walking into the Holiday Inn on April 1 as if he were heading to a room. On his way to the back he detoured through the kitchen where he helped himself to two cases of bacon and six cases of waffles.

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