![Hopefully their child is named Ralph Shute IV, because this is probably as close to a Meat Crimes Royal Family as we’re going to get.
Cheeseburger Brawl Leads to Woman’s Arrest
Police arrested a 23-year-old woman early Tuesday morning after she allegedly assaulted a police officer following a scuffle with her boyfriend over cheeseburgers.…[Ralph Shute III] said they began throwing food at each other but that the altercation turned physical when [Taryn] Dawsey attacked him and struck him in the face.
Police then interviewed Dawsey, who said that Shute threw a cheeseburger in the toilet and then threw a cheeseburger at her. She denied hitting Shute.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljgou7shHm1qa6xh1o1_400.jpg)
Hopefully their child is named Ralph Shute IV, because this is probably as close to a Meat Crimes Royal Family as we’re going to get.
Cheeseburger Brawl Leads to Woman’s Arrest
Police arrested a 23-year-old woman early Tuesday morning after she allegedly assaulted a police officer following a scuffle with her boyfriend over cheeseburgers.
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[Ralph Shute III] said they began throwing food at each other but that the altercation turned physical when [Taryn] Dawsey attacked him and struck him in the face.Police then interviewed Dawsey, who said that Shute threw a cheeseburger in the toilet and then threw a cheeseburger at her. She denied hitting Shute.
