Meat Crimes
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Reuben Sandwich Thief Makes Getaway on Forklift

Police say [Sean Faulkner] stole the forklift from a construction site on Babcock Road near McKnight.
Why did he steal it? He wasn’t just tired lugging a case of beer - he was hungry too.
That’s apparently why he drove the forklift about a mile down Babcock  to Sieb’s Restaurant. He ordered a Rueben, but he didn’t pay for it.
That’s when he tried to make his getaway in a forklift. Ross Township police caught him.

We want to make love to this gentleman’s decision making skills.

Reuben Sandwich Thief Makes Getaway on Forklift

Police say [Sean Faulkner] stole the forklift from a construction site on Babcock Road near McKnight.

Why did he steal it? He wasn’t just tired lugging a case of beer - he was hungry too.

That’s apparently why he drove the forklift about a mile down Babcock to Sieb’s Restaurant. He ordered a Rueben, but he didn’t pay for it.

That’s when he tried to make his getaway in a forklift. Ross Township police caught him.

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