Oh, those crafty Melvins, shaking the reporter off their trail with the old Hamburger Helper switcheroo…

Man Accuses Neighbors of Stealing His Bag of Chicken Wings

A man called police Tuesday after he got hungry and discovered something missing.

Charles Moore’s bag of chicken wings was absent from his refrigerator. He told Chattanooga Police Officer Florida Wynn that he believed his next-door neighbor on Northway Lane had taken them.
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“The idea of him accusing us,” neighbor Sandra Melvin said while cooking Hamburger Helper on Wednesday.

Dozie Melvin, who is recovering from a stroke, and his wife said that this isn’t Moore’s first time accusing people of stealing something. Once, they remembered, he said someone broke into his bedroom and stole change and pens off of his chest of drawers and later, according to the couple, broke into the house to return the pens.