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Meat and Toilet Paper Party to End All Meat and Toilet Paper Parties Foiled Michael Wibby walked out of a Hobe Sound grocery store with what some might consider the makings of a fine evening: beer, champagne, meat and plenty of toilet paper. Problem is, Wibby didn’t pay for the $820.20 in beverages, meat and toilet tissue deputies found Aug. 18 in the trunk of a Nissan Maxima. The $500 in meat included beef spare ribs, New York strip, bacon, porterhouse, oxtails, T-bones and pork loin roasts, while three 18 packs of Heineken and five bottles of Moet & Chandon Imperial champagne rounded out the libations.

Meat and Toilet Paper Party to End All Meat and Toilet Paper Parties Foiled

Michael Wibby walked out of a Hobe Sound grocery store with what some might consider the makings of a fine evening: beer, champagne, meat and plenty of toilet paper.

Problem is, Wibby didn’t pay for the $820.20 in beverages, meat and toilet tissue deputies found Aug. 18 in the trunk of a Nissan Maxima.

The $500 in meat included beef spare ribs, New York strip, bacon, porterhouse, oxtails, T-bones and pork loin roasts, while three 18 packs of Heineken and five bottles of Moet & Chandon Imperial champagne rounded out the libations.

Posted 5 months ago
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  2. wizardspaw reblogged this from meatcrimes and added:
    $500 worth of meat in the trunk of his Nissan Maxima? Here’s my number, Sweet Wibby.
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