December 2011
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November 2011
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Meat Crime Blotter - Know What You Own Edition
10/26/11 Various cuts of meat were reported stolen from a freezer in an unsecured garage Oct. 26. Among the missing meat: one chuck roast, two eye-of-round roasts, 10 pork chops and possibly a whole ham. (Parma Heights, OH)
11/08/11 A Colt semiautomatic handgun, a Remington 12-gauge shotgun, two Ruger revolvers, two loaded speed loaders for a revolver, two gun cleaning kits, two boxes of...
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October 2011
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September 2011
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Meat Crime Blotter - Aw, More Meat Presents!...
09/13/11 A woman called police at 10:02 a.m. Monday to report someone left chicken parts and mustard all over her front lawn on the 900 block of Lavender Court. She said last month someone left pigs feet on her front path. (Tracy, CA)
08/13/11 A woman watching her daughter’s house on South Stone Avenue while the daughter was away reported that someone left a store-bought chicken on the front...
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August 2011
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Meat Crime Blotter - Meat Presents Edition
07/11/11 Someone put a hot dog in a bun with mustard on the doorstep and poured mustard on the door of a residence at the 0-100 block of Dover sometime around 11:23 p.m. on July 11. The resident reported no permanent damage at the time of the report. (LaGrange, IL)
07/25/11 A Hermiston man, in what appeared to be an attempt to win his girlfriend back, left boxes of meat as gifts in the...
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July 2011
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June 2011
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Meat Crime Blotter - Medication Edition
06/09/11 At 5:36 p.m., a Continental Court resident reported someone entered his home and stole blood thinner medication and three pieces of chicken from his refrigerator. According to police, the victim reported his phone lines are bugged by the thief, who has entered the home before. (Woburn, MA)
06/02/11 A woman was arrested June 2 for stealing under $500 and destruction of property at the...
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Trail of Corn Dogs Leads to Sonic Drive-In Burglar →
Poor guy’s never going to find his way back to Sonic now.
Blood, shattered glass and corn dogs led officers to a burglary suspect in Shawnee.
Police arrested Dakota Lasley, 18, on complaints of second-degree burglary and obstruction. He’s accused of breaking into a Sonic Drive-In. … During the investigation, officers said they found a trail of food from the Sonic to the home...
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Meat Crime Blotter - "The Chicken Makes A Point"...
06/08/11 A Farmers Bridge Road resident called deputies when he came home from vacation to find his ex-babysitter in his home during the wee hours of the night. When he asked her to leave, she threw a box of chicken to the floor and made her getaway in a go-cart with another man, according to a report filed at the Burke County Sheriff‘s Office. (Hephzibah, GA)
06/07/11 On Audubon Drive, Lourdes...
May 2011
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Woman Arrested for Biting Through Jerky Packages... →
Hey, jerky ain’t cheap. Can’t blame a lady for wanting to ensure premium deliciosity before purchase.
A 50-year-old Grayslake woman is facing charges after police say she bit into several packages of beef jerky – through the plastic – and put the packages back on the shelf of a Dollar General store. … (Sgt.) Heimos said a reason for the alleged jerky-biting is unknown.
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Meat Crime Blotter - Vital Stories to Share Before...
04/25/11 On April 25, a customer at a food retailer reported to police at 3 p.m. that she attempted to claim her free ham when she was told someone using her identity already claimed it. A search on her preferred customer account revealed it was purchased at another location using her identity. (Nutley, NJ) 04/23/11 Meat Bone Used as Weapon… A Coventry police officer was dispatched to a...
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Meat Crime Blotter - "Step Away from the Chicken...
05/03/11 An Orangeburg woman said her 40-year-old son ate her leftover chicken Sunday evening without asking her permission, according to a Sheriff’s Office incident report.
The son acknowledged eating the leftover chicken but said he did not think his mother would call the law about the matter, the report said.
The mother requested her son be removed from the house. (Orangeburg, SC)
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Woman charged in domestic dispute over sausage →
So much for the theory that sausage tames the savage drunk. He probably should have opted for bacon.
A 44-year-old Hurlock, Md. woman was arrested Tuesday on charges of assault after she allegedly hit and scratched her husband after he was found cooking sausage early in the morning. … Cecil Ricardo Wise, who was present during the incident, said Belinda Sparks hit and scratched Kenneth...
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April 2011
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