Despite being spectacularly blotto, this woman had the presence of mind to safely deposit the ribs in her home before returning to stalk her beau. You can understand why he fell for her in the first place.
The man said his girlfriend showed up intoxicated, started screaming at him and struck him in the face with her right hand. He said he then left the residence to avoid further physical confrontation and when he returned, his home was in disarray. The woman reportedly broke the man’s eyeglasses, stole a rack of ribs and liquor, smeared beans on the top of the stove, unplugged all the TV and sound system equipment, kicked over a grill and took his car keys.
While the officer was interviewing the resident, a witness arrived to return the man’s car keys and said his rack of ribs was at her house and his girlfriend was in her truck parked down the street.